Funny Latin Phrases

Not speaking Latin, I'm sure a bunch of these are wrong, but still funny.

Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi?
- Baby, sweetheart, would I lie to you?

Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo
- You've been misusing the subjunctive again

Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est
- Yes, that is a very large amount of corn

Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
- (At a barbeque)
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem
- In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags

Appareo Decet Nihil Munditia?
- Is It Not Nifty?