Read this. I was tooling around looking at wedding stuff and this website came up.
My Dear Bride and Groom to Be,
I am Rev./Capt. Howie, a non-denominational minister and wedding officiant residing in the Hawaiian Islands. Here in Hawaii, I have been performing weddings for over 30 years. I am also called Capt. Howie, as I am a maritime captain licensed by the U.S. Coast Guard as a, “Master Captain”. Also as a hobby, I breed and protect exotic and endangered parrots and some of Hawaii’s magnificent sea birds.
>_< This guy is kind of fantastic.