Sunday, January 29, 2006

As Cj is walking out the door in a jean jacket and denim pants

Me: ... you look nice.
Cj: What? No, I don't. I look like I should be on the cover of Buttsex [Brokeback] Mountain. Waitaminute...

*Goes over to coat rack and puts on Cowboy Hat*

Cj: Wait, wait... *makes face like Jake Gyllenhal on cover of book*
Me, laughing: You should totally wear that when you go to campus.
Cj: YEAH RIGHT. I am NOT going to go play DDR with a gay man wearing a denim suit and a cowboy hat.
Me: Whyyyy?
Cj: ... do you even WANT me to be straight?
Me: I do... I just like it when you DRESS gay.

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