As Cj is walking out the door in a jean jacket and denim pants
Me: ... you look nice.
Cj: What? No, I don't. I look like I should be on the cover of Buttsex [Brokeback] Mountain. Waitaminute...
*Goes over to coat rack and puts on Cowboy Hat*
Cj: Wait, wait... *makes face like Jake Gyllenhal on cover of book*
Me, laughing: You should totally wear that when you go to campus.
Cj: YEAH RIGHT. I am NOT going to go play DDR with a gay man wearing a denim suit and a cowboy hat.
Cj: ... do you even WANT me to be straight?
Me: I do... I just like it when you DRESS gay.