There's some weird things up on Craigslist. Look what I found:
Here's the deal: I need one talented lady to play my wife for an Easter get together. This is not some kinky fantasy, or a hidden camera job, it's just my co-workers will be expecting me to show up with the wife I talk so much about. All kinds of industry types will be there for you to mingle with. And don't worry, there won't be any rehersal necessary. You just need to be able to follow my lead.
Oh, Being able to cook a ham is a plus. A big plus.
Some people are so creepy.