I inhaled a bug today.

I guess I just breathed in really sharply because the poor little thing got sucked in like a vacuum cleaner, and then I couldn't stop coughing.

None of this, by the way, has to do with the crazy appetite increase I've had in the last week... at one point I ate an entire HUGE big mouth burger at Chilis, then went to rehearsal and ate three more pieces of pizza within an hour, after already having breakfast and lunch that day.

Then today all I've had to eat is a bagel and some popcorn, but I wasn't hungry at all until just now, when I started shaking uncontrollably. Now I'm eating some Gardetto's and trying to calm down.

Body, you're acting so strangely... why won't you just tell me what you need?