Nihonjin no Baka
My japanese teacher was talking at the beginning of class today and all of a sudden shut up, put his hand to his eye, leaned on a chair and fell to the ground. We all immediately gasped and yelled "Sensei!" and one of the guys in our class ran over to him. I swear, I was about to call 911. Then he got up and started saying "Daijobu!"
He was perfectly fine! It was all a stunt to teach us how to offer people help in japanese. Almost gave me a heart attack!
Sheesh. He has a little bit of a penchant for the dramatic.