Derrida - The Band

So I went to Borders to try and find the Derrida book for class, and the guy at the info desk first spelled Derrida wrong, then said "Yeah, we don't have it... must be pretty underground." I said, "Yeah I guess." He then reccomended I go to Tower Records downtown and look for it. Then I was like, "Uhh... it's a novel." And he started laughing. He'd assumed Derrida was a band. SCORE. When I start a band, I'm gonna name it Derrida.

On a bad note, they still didn't have the book. And my eyes are all dilated because of my medicine. Yay Steroids! I'd totally get kicked off the Olympic team.