Where am I? What time is it?

I just woke up from a 5 hour nap... and I am sooo confused. I remember waking up and all of a sudden it was dark, and my body didn't know whether to go back to sleep or not. I woke up hungry, too, so I'm doubly confused. I ordered a BLT and Avacado from this takeout diner place... mmmmm food! But now I don't really know what I'm going to do except wait for food... Hm...

I got put on donor cards at work today, so that's really exciting. They tend to put their very best callers on donor cards, and donor cards yield the most bonuses, so therefore it's kindof like a raise, which is neat because I've only been working there for a month, and most of those who call donors have been there for at least a couple quarters. This one other guy, Dmitry, makes like $14 an hour in bonuses just because he calls donor cards. I hope they don't take me off of them! It's so much easier than what i was doing before, and I raised $750 just today. We'll see what happens tomorrow when I go in again.