To be or not to be Gay

What? Could the tidbit on the news be true? One of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy guys is *GASP* not gay? Whatever will we do? Maybe we could all take this quiz and whoever people get the most will be the straight one. My money's on the interior designer.

On a totally unrelated note, I searched for "future wife" on Google (randomly) and this is what I got:

future wife is probably ten years old and a big fan of the backstreet boys
future wife is looking at it this way
future wife is rumored to have a fortune of her own
future wife is cool with it
future wife is using it when she's getting it on with some skanky bikers from nevada
future wife is very impressed with my car
future wife is determined to find out
future wife is now someone else's
future wife is maryellen harper
future wife is not the enemy
future wife is out there preparing herself for you and your hot bod
future wife is a vegetable - carrot
future wife communicates with me by bending over the kitchen counter

and my all time favorite,

future wife is the daughter of the old woman named chun who is selling vegetables at the north side of the market place