A Day In The Life
of a poor college freshman

Today was the first day of classes. I woke up at 7 AM to my roommate's alarm, then fell back asleep for a half hour. Then I spent about a half hour coaxing my roommate out of bed and to class. Again, I fell asleep. Woke up a few times, had a crisis because I'd forgotten when my class started. Looking at my schedule I realized that I only had 1 class today, and it didn't start until 2 PM. So I fell asleep again. Woke up at 1, helped pull someone out of a crisis, gave 3 people directions to the same place, and got lunch. Ate until 1:30, then went to class. Sat in the classroom and drew until people started showing up. Our class discussion dealt mainly with whether or not the Garden of Eden could be considered a Utopian society. After class, I went and pulled someone else out of a crisis. I'm getting pretty good at it. Ate leftover chinese food and a chocolate peppermint luna bar, gave the boyfriend a Rockabilly Hairdo, took a shower. Helped my roommate put up blue christmas lights (they look lovely). Sat down at my computer and read