A Conversation with Robin, Part IV
I think this is the best one yet... between my sister molly and our mutual crazy friend.

Robin says: Burn them all back to the firey depts of HELL!!!!
Me says: FOOOL BOY I AM SATAN
Robin says: Uncle Satan..tell me a story
Me says: I shall tell you a story about the penguin and the firey depts of hell
Robin says: YAAAAAAY!!!!!
Me says: See there was this penguin and it decided to visit Satan in his happy little den of fire
Me says: its
Robin says: was this penguin blaaack...and and and ...whiiiiiite?
Me says: yeeeesssss
Robin says: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Me says: so mister penguin decended into the pit and then by "accident" fell to his doom
Robin says: oooooh
Me says: Satan was sad so everyone in Satans doomed leagon had a bbq in the blaaak and whiiitee penguin's memorie
Me says: the end
Robin says: YAAAAY!!!
Me says: are you a happy crack baby
Robin says: CRAAAAAACK....ers...CRACKERS!